prasejeebus:

Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. 

Me: sees an opportunity to be petty

Me: 

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xtec:

friendlycafe:

whats agriculture

THIS

(via el-dizzle)

flirting-with-psychology:

just-shower-thoughts:

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

College is when you’re afraid of both

(via el-dizzle)

snatchedweaves:

garbagethatissentient:

snatchedweaves:

Anyone: “Bye love! :)!”

Aries:

Whoever is calling me out like this can just fite me!

(via comparingmeerkats)

andhumanslovedstories:

champagnemoon:

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

(via alexander)

unclefather:

unclefather:

*opens a new incognito tab to ask a really dumb question that i don’t want in my search history*

“is stuart little a real person” 

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voidsexual:

voidsexual:

i’m not much of a praying girl but carrie fisher, if you’re out there-

kill woody allen

(via poeefinns)

sollux:

stumblinglove:

sollux:

I was feelin ok until I realized what tomorrow is

Another day without him

i was just gonna say monday but ok

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lucatiel:

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that 

(via shivorceeratom)

hand:

when you’re feeling all sad and emotional but then you remember who you are

(via badl4nder)

dietcrackcocaine:

me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street

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maritzac:

Friendly reminder that Coco has become the most cinema-popular movie in the history of Mexico, with more than 16 million people watching it in only 17 days. It is expected to become the highest grossing movie in history too, with beyond 1000 million pesos made (40+ millions USD).

Friendly reminder that Jorge R. Gutierrez, director of The Book of Life, loves Coco and gives it his seal of approval.

https://twitter.com/mexopolis/status/929138787698880512

The movies are nothing alike (I have seen them both.)

Do not, I repeat, do not be outraged for whatever reason in behalf of Mexico and mexicans. We went, we saw, we embraced it. And we hope you do, too. Because we would love it if you could walk in our shoes for a bit, so to speak. And the more succesful it is, the more stories about us can be produced later.

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